My good friend Edye, has been on my case to blog! "You've gotta blog" she says. Like a high school girl trying to get her best friend to try smoking for the first time. I for one find it a complete invasion of my thoughts. It is like an open read of my journal. (Of which, I do not have just for that very reason). I spend 90 percent of my day in my car or waiting in an office. The last thing I want to do at night is pick up my laptop and blog. So today I called my good friend Edye. The conversation went something like this.
Edye: "This is Edye"
Me: "Yo, Yo, Yo, DAWG what's up Dawg?" (I usually start out most of my calls like this to her, during Idol season only)
Me:"I just called to blog."
Edye: "Okay freak you can't call in your blogs, you actually have to go online and do it."
Me: "You got all my passwords just go on and blog for me." (Edye wanted me to blog so badly, she set up this account for me.)
Edye: "No, No, you've gotta do it'"
Me: "Egads whatever..."
Edye: (under her breath) "hey, listen." (this always, always means my boss lady just walked in cube world and eye's gotts-ta go)
Me: "okay bye"
So here I am "blogging" Maybe the first time and quite possibly the last. I haven't decided yet.
2 comments:
(Shawn sneezes) aaaa aaaa aaaachoobull$h*t !! WHO are you kidding Gina? You roll into work around 10am and are home by 2pm (or later if you went to the gym). And after your home, you prop your feet on the coffee table and play with the twins while your mom brings you a refreshing glass of mint tea. When Jason arrives home, you stroll over to the dinner table and indulge in a nice candlelit dinner that your maid, I mean your mom has prepared for you. Later, you toss your duds and relax in some hot bubbly spa water and when finished, your mom brings you a freshly washed robe straight out of a nice hot dryer. Then you go and kiss the twins in their crib (they're already asleep as Grandma has also tucked them in) and then go lie in bed while J rubs your 'exhausted' body. No need to turn out the lights as mom will do that on her way out the door at 11pm as she's now allowed to leave only to return sharply at 7am the next morning to prepare breakfast for you all over again! Yea, I can COMPLETELY understand why you have no time to blog. Seriously Edye, what were you thinking, blogging is for serious bloggers only!
Hey Gina - look at Shawn already trying to upstage you with her hilarial comments on your blog! That's Shawn - always putting on a show!!
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